Sunbeams From Cucumbers
On Glubbdubdrib the governor raises witnesses for a day and promises they cannot lie. Alexander died of fever from drink. Hannibal had no vinegar at the Alps. Modern historians shrink. Recent praise had inflated small men. The product of history had drifted from record to court paint.
Key Insight
When an institution's output is narrative, drift shows as polish that outruns evidence. Keep the noble language of greatness. Quietly revise the facts until the language still fits. Necromancy is only Swift's joke. The method is ordinary.
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